Unemployment

So I hear, in January, they’re upping the unemployment payout to 300 or something. Now, a couple weeks ago I went to some class by EDD as some helper to find a job. Yeah, like some class is going to help me find a nonexistent job. So, by going to this class, I’ll be able to get any job I want? AHAHAH, no, it was merely a class they offer to show you what type of facilities they had there like resume classes, which incidentally are real classes.

RealiDate

WTF is going on here? Since the spawn of all the “reality” TV shows but the insane thought of, “Hey! we can make a dating game out of this.” Sure, they had “Love Connection” back in the day, now it’s different.

With the big lot of “RealiDate” TV shows you have a lot of late night viewing.


The Original (sort of) “Blind Date” is where it seems that the dates are completely fixed as mismatches and usually ends in a hot tub.

“ElimiDate” can be remembered as one person is on a date with four other people and one by one you “vote” them away.

“The Fifth Wheel” (I’ve only seen in parts) put two of one gender and three of another together and see where they go.

“Change of Heart” is the show to go on if a couple might be having troubles and want to find out if they want to work things out or have a “change of heart”

That ever famous “Chains of Love” (I don’t even know if this one is still around) show where you’re chained to four other people of the opposite sex (usually) for several days.

Now you have a list of the popular ones, at least around here, if you’re ever having problems with dating, you know where to go.

Just my opinion, I think these shows are really stupid and most likely fixed in one way or another. Come on, you have to go through some sort of profiling right? In any case, at least with “Blind Date” (since it’s the one I endure the most), it’s usually with some kinky slut with some jack ass guy. Now, THAT’S TV entertainment. Sure it’s stupid, but they wouldn’t get people watching if it were computer nerd Adam going on a date with … anyone, even if she were hot. Ah, I can just see the conversations…

So, what type of computer do you have? How big a hard drive? You network 10bt or 100? How many bits in a byte? In reality, how much is one gigabyte really, I’m not looking for 1 Million bytes… …LOL ๐Ÿ˜‰ j/k, at least I don’t think that’s what I’d sound like… or I hope I don’t… If anything it’d be a lot about “Friends!” ๐Ÿ™‚

Iron Chef USA!

Yeah, so, Iron Chef USA, huh… Like they always say: “Nothing’s as good as the original.”

So, Priceline.com wasn’t paying William Shatner well? Well, probably not anymore…

I never understood why the original “Iron Chef” had both subtitles AND horrible dubbing. As if dubbing something in English wasn’t bad enough, but mixing both in one show?

Cold House [Pic]

[Jedi Adam] It’s so cold in my house, or I’m trying to look like a Jedi… whatever.

There’s this HUGE fly in my f’kin’ room, or at least it sounds big, VROOOOMVROOOOM everywhere! Shooo!

Yeah, so, my homie is selling an xbox, anyone wanna bid? LOL, or push the bids up a bit too :).

YAY Counter-Strike!

WOW a first for me! I had a 14-9 record today, then I had to get out of the room. ๐Ÿ™ Sure, I suck at this game, at least today I wasn’t like 1-5 ratio where I usually am! Anyone know the Beat or Intraplay sever IP addresses around here? I wanna play with some people I know!

P.S.: Yes, Adam IS a big dork…

Sabers Record Now: 2-1-1

With the final score of 3-5, we came out victorious! However, I felt useless as I forgot my skates. What a brilliant move on my part. I did get to use the rental loaner skates, but I think I would have done just as good with my shoes on. There was ZERO edge and when I try to make some moves and cut on the ice I’d end up falling. The first minute of my shift I fell and ran straight into the goal. This team was an OK team, but I think we all would have been alot better (at least I would have felt better) if I had my skates. I guess I have to go now and get off my lazy ass to go and sharpen them soon. Toodleloo!

Paradox

I’m going to try to explain paradoxes with a simple analogy. Although I might end up explaining it wrong, so help me out.

Say you go back in time and you kill your parents. I know this is stupid, just work with me here. You go back in time and kill both your parents and there is no chance for their survival. Therefore you will cease to ever exist. No here’s where the paradox comes in. If you did in fact kill your parents, how would you have existed in the first place to go back in time? I’m thinking it can’t happen, not because time travel isn’t possible, but because if you have ceased to exist, you wouldn’t be able to go back in time to kill your parents. Perhaps you believe in the fouth dimension? Where you’re placed in some space/time continuum, where it acts as some sort of buffer.

Although, this is all in theory, this is what I believe. What do you think? LOL, Jesse, here’s your cue. Go off on this one!

Oh, this has no relation to the movie, “The One” with Jet Li. Although that movie is really about parallel universes, and not time travel, per se. This is just a random topic I’d like to discuss. I haven’t even seen the movie. Even though I’d like to. Guess I have to wait for my next unemployment check, whenever the hell that comes.

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