Random Post

Only ’cause I haven’t posted in a while…

I rock peas on my head but dont call me a Pea Head. Bees on my head but dont call me a Bee Head. Bruce Lee on my head but dont call me a Lee Head. Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed. You wear name brands and I make my own clothing. I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing. I hate Myself. Pancake on my face makes me extra happy. I like Shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy. ‘Cause it’s my show you can’t tell me what to do. When life hands me lemons I make Beef Stew. So yo, I gotta go, it’s time for me to rocket. I put bologna in my left pocket. Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket . ‘Cause it’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis. It’s my show I’m Schmandy Shmiloschmakis. It’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.

Seriously, he was born in ’76 and no he isn’t the Man Show Boy IMDb

Adam MIA, Room Tracker [Link]

You’re probably wondering, ”WTF is Adam doing? I know he isn’t posting crap.” Yeah, well, I’ve been a tad busy. As you can see here, I’ve been REALY busy. I guess it woulda been better if I posted it up a while ago, let’s just say I’ve been a tad lazy too. Yes, I update it as it happens… Well, when I’m not lazy ha.

DATE RAPE WARNING FOR MEN

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by a woman.

Many females are using a date rape drug on the market..called Beer. The drug is found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large, so-called, “kegs”.

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. A woman needs only to get a man to consume a few units of this Beer and then simply ask him home, for no-strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

After several of these Beers, men will often succumb to the desire to perform sexual acts on women to home they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer, men often wake up with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that “something bad” occurred.

At other times, these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life’s savings, in a familiar scam known as a “relationship”. In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as “marriage.” Men are particularly susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and the predatory female offers sex.

PLEASE! Forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this Beer and the women administering it….there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly affected and like-minded men. For the support group nearest to you, please look under “Golf Courses” in the phone book.

Battlefield 2 [Link] [Pic]

Hoooooraay! or Hoo-Rah! LOL. The game I worked on longest is out, and yesterday I finally picked it up. I heard that the day it was actually released they had this big deal and had an actual Huey deliver the games. I miss all the cool stuff.


Check it out, it’s me! Not just my name.

Ha, I guess I gotta go back to pwning people online!!! Like PC Games? Like FPS? Pick up BF2 today!

Bad Day

Adam is having such a friggen bad day. Yeah yeah, could be worse, stop crying. Anyway, so, I’m riding the motorcycle to Home Depot cause I need to buy a new belt sander to sand the floors of my new room (ask me about this sometime), and I decide to make a stop at Carl’s Jr. to FINALLY try one of those breakfast burger. It was exactly 10:30 when I got there and I sat at the register for a few minutes ‘ cause no one was there. But I managed to get one.

Anyway, as I pull out to go to Home Depot my bike stalls (I didn’t warm up the bike completely before taking off from my house). I keep trying to start the bike, only to kill the battery. Stupid me, I forget to bring my phone, so I’m stranded without transportation, without numbers (Yes, I don’t have a good memory when it comes to numbers, why should I my phone does it all), and it’s already getting hot at about 11AM with my leather motorcycle jacket and helmet.

So, I start walking home, and then turn around again and decide to just go to Home Depot and get what I came for. So I buy the stuff and go back to my bike to see if I could miraculously start my bike. You know if you sit long enough maybe there’ll be enough juice to start the engine? No dice, it’s dead dead… clickclickclick. Never a sound you want to hear.

So I dial 411 and find out that it is no longer free. I have no change so I go back into Carl’s and get change. I call up my mom and she comes to help me, only to find that I need a 12mm socket wrench to take the seat off to get to the battery. so she just takes me home. I pick up the Mini and go back to the bike and get the battery. I take it home and charge it for about an hour, go back and install it, and drive the bike home. So, here I am at home, bike is here, Mini is at Carl’s. I’m just waiting a little while before I have to go out and run in the hot sun to retrieve the Mini.

/sigh I could use some good news or whatnot right about now…

Garfield and Friends

Just watching an episode of ”Garfield and Friends” on Toon Disney. I have to admit, I love Garfield… But I really dislike US Acres. Sorry, I just do. A very thin argument, I realize, since it’s such an old series and they haven’t made new ones in years. Oh well, why am I blogging about something so stupid? ARG… Shut up and make a new design!!!

Sidewalk of Shame [Pics]

Finally, after almost a year later, I have my pictures of the sidewalk of shame. Sad thing is when it was wrecked, I didn’t get 100% of the parts on the ground. Some of you may recall my bike being totaled and I completely restored it. I don’t think I actually blogged about it, oh well… It took alot of blood, sweat and tears but I got it done. The greatest thing is I learned a lot by rebuilding it myself, and actuall I can tell you every part that’s in the pictures… Here’s the pics of the wreckage:

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You can actually see how much the bike slid on the ground.

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Crappy Ass Computer

CRAP! I finally DLed the BF2 demo and I am unable to play. I can’t even get past the player login screen. Curse you Dell for not giving me a AGP slot!!! By the time I get off my butt and get a new computer, or rather get a job so I can pay for a new computer, all the FPS nerds will be max uber and will kick my ass at the game… Not that they wouldn’t in the first place. Curse you Dell and your cheap asses.