You know? When McDonald’s has a “meal” with “Adult” in it, you know it’s time to go to McDonald’s more often. What kind of naughty things are in the “Adult Happy Meal,” you ask? Too bad it’s not what you, or rather what I would think is funny, but stupid cheap crap like the crap you get with a regular happy meal.

WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS SH*T?! And what does it REALLY have to do with McDonalds?! Hi, I’m a fat lazy stupid Asian American and I eat McDonalds. Christ, I should be a f’king spokesperson! If you find the trivia you’ll find random crap like: ”McDonald’s opens a new restaurant every four hours. ” That’s a f’king crazy thought… ”Antarctica is the only continent that does not have a McDonald’s restaurant – yet. ” Gee, I wonder why… ”The shoe size of Ronald McDonald is 14 1/2 — or, as Ronald likes to say, ‘extra long, by extra wide, by extra red.’ ” And as I like to say, ”someone is overcompensating”… And what’s with all the lame acronyms and Internet idioms all over the place. Are Asians the only ones who use LOL, ROLFMAO, or stupid 😀 smiley faces? =D~~ STFU McDonalds. You might as well have the whole site TyPeD LiKE ThiS! forshizzle.

Ok so after roaming around the McDonald’s sites, I found that it isn’t called an ”Adult Happy Meal” like it is on the commercial, but rather a ”Go Active! Happy Meal – For Adults” for all us fat lazy stupid Americans… Here’s a BRILLIANT idea! STOP STUFFING YOUR FACE WITH STUPID MCDONALD’S FOOD! Of course I’m no one to talk, I know I could lose some weight. But, I’m not working in marketing in a fast food restaurant trying to act like we’re ”health conscience” when actually we’re one of the reasons America is like 35% overweight and 20%+ obese AND rising! Did I mention I’m taking Nutrition this quarter HA. See, I am learning crap… The damn ”Adult Happy Meal” is just a salad and a cheap plastic pedometer, or Stepometer

Say, why do they call it Miss Universe anyway? I bet you there’s some REALLY pissed off Venusian or Plutotian girl pissed they weren’t chosen for the pagent.

How odd, this was posted on Yahoo! like a half an hour before it happened on TV. At least when I noticed it on the main Yahoo! site it was 10:20PM when the pagent isn’t over until 11PM. Odd. Was this a rerun or taped earlier today, I don’t know what time it is in Equador, or even WHERE it is HA. I’m not so good with geography. Thank god this has never happened while I’m watching hockey. Can you imagine if it happened during the Stanley Cup Finals?! I’d be pissed.

I got in the mail a few days ago a note from the Humane Society, basically asking for money. They give you the mail name/addy stickers as a ”thank you” for donating, the usual stuff. Yeah, liked I’d give those murdering bastards any more of my money, that doesn’t really exist anyway. I’d sooner give my money to the Bush-Cheney Fund. Wait, no, just kidding. I know if I DID donate my non-existing money I would be helping the stray and unwanted. But then again, would it change much? I do my part and keep strays… On the little 5 page note book they gave me as a ”thank you” there’s a little text on the bottom of the pages. ”Humane Society Silicon Valley found loving homes for 7,095 animals last year.” Yeah, so how many little innocent BABIES did you murder last year? Another big <^> (middle finger if you don’t know, or I’ve never given it to you) to the Humane Society.

Another fine win. Sucks about Steve. Poor guy was suspended last game, but there was no suspension recorded on Kelly’s roster. So, Steve suited up and was told he couldn’t play. Poor guy, came all the way over here for nothing.

I don’t know where this team is from, but I feel we dominated this team. It may not reflect on the scoreboard, the have a VERY good goalie, but that’s my opinion. We had PLENTY of opportunities, I had my share. But couldn’t get it past their goalie. I had a few chances, one being a great pass from Mike which I should have one-timed it, but hesitated and ended up keeping it for a split second letting the goalie adjust. The second was a wide open wrap-around and I was sure it was it, but I don’t know HOW he did it, managed to get the shin pads to the post to block the wrap-around. Damn you, I need another few points HA. Well, keep it up guys, 2 wins in a row is nice, but 3 is better. We have a damn early game next week AND the week after. 6/6 1:45 and 6/13 12:15. I like late games…

OMG Why hasn’t anyone told me about these TV Game things?!!?!?! Crap, only $20 for a handfull of classic cool games; where you’d probably pay like $30 for each title to play on the PS2… Yeah, I would SOOOOOOO buy this, but I’m boycotting NAMCO. They didn’t want me as a tester. So, yeah, don’t buy this thing. I hope I don’t have to boycott EA too HA. J/K They already paid me last year.

Oh, wait cool, there is an Atari one too… I don’t think I’m boycotting them… yet.

HA, Ok, so I don’t really have much of an opinon about politics let alone Bush himself. But today in the mail I got a big note from the Bush/Cheney in ’04 fund looking for ”contribution.” Sorry, dude, you’re barking up the wrong tree. WOW YAY, they take credit card too!

As a small token of appreciation… I am proud to present you with the enclosed photo of the President and Laura Bush — complete with a special, personal inscription to you.

GOLLY GEEEEE, THANKS~!!! I think I’m gonna frame this pic and display it on the friggen wall. Next time, send me a few c-notes when you mail me and don’t ask me to give it back.

You know your life has hit a new low when you clean your room and throw your old tapes away and then find yourself watching an old episode of the Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers. I used to have a crush on Trini and Scorpina HA. Sad, Thuy died in 2001 from a car crash with the wife of the Guy from V.I.P. What a small world.

Have I ever mentioned how much I wanted to be a Power Ranger? I watched this around the time I was perfecting my Tae Kwon Do, and I thought I could do a better job at both martial arts AND acting. But, then again, 50% (if not more) of the martial arts (prob 100% of the actual ranger footage) is from Japan.

How depressing. I really need a job… and a life HA. If only I could land a role in a movie with martial arts or at least as a stuntman. I wouldn’t mind doing voice work.

Hrm, maybe I need a ”Cool Shirt” to wear during hockey. I could just hook it up when I’m on the bench. HA. You’re thinking to yourself, you’re playing ice hockey, ICE hockey. Shouldn’t you be cool enough. Sorry, my friend. I sweat just as much as I would on a hot field. I am as oblivious to the heat/cold as I am oblivious to anyone cheering in the stands or the bench… Has anyone ever used one of these? It seems pretty cool, no pun intended. Just disconnect before your shift, and you’re good to go. Kinda on the expensive side. Another Site

Ok, who wants to go in with me. I so want a Pocket Bike!!! Hrm, although, I’d rather haave a full size bike like a CBR600, YZF600R, or YZF-R6. HA

And the slump is over. Tonight we won our first game of the season. Tough team that likes to play it rough; that’s ok, ’cause so do we. I don’t exactly know what happened but I was slammed from behind, and James comes and helps out taking a roughing penalty, then Steve takes a 3rd man and game misconduct. It’s all about the teamwork. Thanks guys. Sorry Steve got a game suspension. Well, we really hung in there and didn’t let it slip away late in the game. Let’s keep it up next week! Grats to Dan for a 3 point game (2g 1a), powerplay goal and game winning goal.