Last week I made an important realization. Every time I wash my car, and I mean EVERY time (at least the last couple months), something goes wrong with it. I don’t know what it is, but it’s true. The first time I washed my car I broke down in Pleasanton, that damn crappy differential. The second time I washed my car, it started to overheat, so I replaced the waterpump. The third time I washed my car, I needed a whole valve job. $1300 later, I washed my car for the fourth time and now this, I need a new oil pump. This luck of mine sucks! I’m never going to wash my car again, at least until I get a new paint job.

WTF?! I need an oil pump too!?! There goes another $600+ IF I decide to fix it. I swear, someone let me borrow a shotgun with two slugs. One for my car and one for me.

YAY!!! I got 3 more bills today! Two of them have late fees and over the limit charges, totaling of over $1200 of dues owed right now! JOY! I love being unemployed! F’k the economy. F’k the stupid hiring freeze at Compaq that led to my getting laid off in the first place.

Last night our road was taken swiftly as we tied 2-2. Sure our chances were slim to get to the playoffs but we still had that chance if everything went perfect. And until last night, it HAD. Oh well, we had fun, now we try for 5th place. Last night I lost my wind completely, I had less stamina thanany other game. I don’t know what came over me. Maybe I had to much on my mind. I did manage to play a good first quarter. I’m in the opposing team’s zone, a clearing shot is shot toward me I deflect it with the center of my stick 1 vs 0 as I get to the goal, backhand, GOAL! It was sweet. After that, I had no more stamina, I was just too tired. Maybe I should sleep before the games. Who knows?

Holy sh’t “Bosom Buddies” is on UPN 44! Holy sh’t I’m still up at 1:30 am! Weird, I forgot Tom Hanks was on this show.

Today, or rather yesterday, Shia and I witnessed the rebirth of an old cartoon, “Transformers.” Before I only saw pictures on some websites, but now I’ve actually seen it. The robots are pretty much the same animation style but different look, but the people are Anime style! We also noticed that there alot more Japanese Anime coming out of the Rising Sun, and oddly it’s aimed totally at children. When are they going to come out with “Ranma 1/2!?” Probably when stupid Americans learn that not all nudity isn’t sexual. In “Ranma,” It’s used for comical purposes, not sexual. Don’t believe me? Check it out for yourself.

Pretty soon, I’m going to just find some money and buy a shotgun and blow my f’n car to pieces. It’s not working again! WTF is with this damn f’king luck!?!?!?

Kinda scary. Today was the first day of school, which to ME is the first actual day of Fall. Sucks, I hate school. The scary thing is, we’re having thunderstorms right now. Yet there isn’t any rain, just BRIGHT lightning and really really LOUD thunder… No wait, here comes the rain.

Playoffs are nearing. And we, the Arabian Knights, aren’t mathematically out just yet. At least, the last I heard. CHALK ANOTHER “W” FOR US TONIGHT! Last week, while I was in Hawaii, we managed another win. Go us! Tonight we struggled hard for the goals, but came out on top! Shortly after the first whistle blew, I score a backhanded goal above the goalies left shoulder. Sweet. So nearing the end of the game, I’m bending over a little when I colide head on with another guy, I think I hit his stomach and I fall. He was a fairly bigger guy than me. I’m short. So I keel over and feel a quick sharp pain go down my head down my spine. The closest analogy would be if you stand straight up, and someone puts their hands on your head, you jump while the push down on your head. It kinda feels like that. Try it sometimes. I think I got shorter today because of that. Not long after that, I have the puck and I’m shoved by some guy then out of no where another guy literally jumps and “Superman Tackles” me. I procede to defend myself, cause he’s just laying on me. I get a penalty. I’m say to the ref, “WTF?” To which he replies, “You punched him.” I say to him, “WTF? You know what NM.” I had to sit out the remainder of the game, which was only a minute and a half, so no biggie. BTW the guy who blatantly Superman Tackled me got ejected from the game for that being his third penalty of the game. LOL thats the second time I got someone ejected. I wonder if anyone other than my victims have gotten ejected from this league… In anycase we won! yay!

Whew, it turns out that the only thing wrong with my car, to my knowledge, is just a little rubber stopper. Maybe I’ll fix it today…

For a long while we’ve had “The View,” the all female cast of four different women and sometimes Barbara Walters, with their “view” on certain subjects like relationships, sex, and life in general. Finally, we get “The Other Half,” and you guessed it, it’s an all male cast with Dick Clark, Danny Bonaduce, Mario Lopez, and Dr. Jan Adams. Too bad if the schedule doesn’t change, “The Other Half” will rival “The View.” For some odd reason both shows are still geared toward women. Great now we have our own kind male bashing.

I need to get a life… or at least stop watching TV.