Merry Christmas (or whatever you celebrate) to EVERYONE!!! Except for you stupid m*ther-f*ckers that keep sending me spam!!! HAR. Everyone stay safe this holiday.

Great last game of the year. Took the lead early and really kept at it. Useless Sean managed a 3 penalty game. HA j/k but it’s true. On the other side of the coin, they had 10 penalties including a 10 minute misconduct for shooting/clearing the puck after (WAY after) the whistle, or was that the unsportsmanlike? Whatever.

I had quite a few chances, and I don’t EVEN want to talk about the last, say, 15 seconds of the game… NEVER. Lately, anytime I shoot the puck there’s this magnetic pull that pulls the puck STRAIGHT to the goalie’s chest pad. WTF is with that? I can’t even have ice time to practice thanks to Hockey Workout closing. Damnit. I hope I don’t have leftover ice time or skate sharpening tickets laying around.

Damn you Sean, stop f’king around, you’re almost at the 50 minute mark. HEH. Due to high demand, when I’m really bored, and since I’m unemployed again, I’ll put up a table of all the penalty minutes. And if I’m really, really bored I’ll list out all of the infractions. I have no life, I need a job badly. <^> to the economy… sleeeep….

Great effort last night, and I do mean GREAT. After what seemed like an inevitable loss, we all pulled through and kept fighting. Sure it wasn’t a ”W” but it was a HARD earned upset to the other team who was up 4-1 in the 2nd period. One of the other team’s goals was blatently kicked in but the stupid refs allowed it. WTF is with that.

I had too many close chances last night. One was right in front of the goal, I saw through the five hole the puck just sitting there behind the goalie, but I was too far and the whistle blew. Another was a fast wrister from close range and just passed above the goal by about 2-3 inches, too close. In the third period I had the puck and bobbed and weaved past two guys and made a dash to the net, a third guy comes from nowhere and crosschecks me in the helmet giving me a bruise/scratch thing on my forehead. But what hurt more then was the fact that my helmet came all the way up and hit the arch of my nose, I blacked out as I skated passed the bench. Somehow, I was called for a slash penalty. Stupid… I hope all will be well for the 11:15PM game on Monday.

Do they even exist?

From redvsblue.com.

Look at the Bottom.

There goes the world, Garfield the Movie. I wouldn’t mind a Garfield movie… if it WEREN’T live action!

Has anyone else thought:

Did the Hobbits get screwed when the Rings were handed out? Even the Dwarves got rings.

Speaking of Dwarves, where the hell were they in the old war between Men/Elves and Sauron/Mordor? And why didn’t they help in the fight for Helm’s Deep? Even the Elves came to help.

Someone have answers? Someone has to know.

Dude, WTF? We got Saddam Hussein?! Now, is it him or is it really one of his many look-alikes? ‘Cause we know he had some.

Ah man, thus ends a great 5 game winning streak. It’s a good thing it wasn’t to a crap team, but to a team who was lower in the standings only to us. We were down a couple people, which is no excuse for this loss. What IS a good excuse is that they just played better than us. They out shot us, skated faster, made better passes. I for one felt really tired during the game, early in the first period I was checked pretty hard with no penalty called. After that, I couldn’t move very well. I managed to mess up the same elbow again. ANNNND the slump continues, maybe I gotta take some time off from hockey or something. Cause I’m not doing any better. Stupid Hockey Workout. I received a great pass from “D” Brian cross the net a good foot open for a shot right to my stick, I pull the trigger and shot goes widea good 3-4 inches. Better luck next week, I better score and we better WIN!!!

I think moO should buy this snowboard. Everyone email her and tell her to!!!