My sister linked me this Mario Video Chee seen! OMG do you see how fast his hands go at about 5:00 and on!? WTF YOU’RE A CYBORG!

FAAAAWWWWWKKKKKKKKKK I go soooooo pW0ned this mid term. I gotta ace the damn final to do decent in the damn class. GAH! I better be getting a job soon!

What seemed to be a very even game in the first two periods, ended up with us on top, very strong. With two great goals from Bryan, we pushed to the lead. I don’t know how he did it, but somehow looked like he was totally going to topple over when he cut to the right really sharp, but maintained that edge. Must be those ”throw away blades” he’s got! Someone’s gotta tell Bryan not to change his number so much, they might not award him the goals on their website. But, I will… So grats to Bryan and grats to Jeff for a great shutout. Hell, grats everyone who played, we all played hard and kept them on their toes all throughout the game. Good job guys, that’s 3 in a row, keep it coming! Looking at the sched, we have alot of ”early” games. Next week is the worst, at 12:15 I don’t welcome that time. Be there, we have to trample the Lynx and their cool cheer, on TAPE no less!

Damnit, now I’m craving eggrolls. Downtown San Jose, after all the club/bar/lounges are closed, lots of other after hour places are open. Esp. those Chinese (?) places. I want some eggrolls. Maybe even KING Eggrolls! =( I guess I settle for Ramen and watching Powerpuff Girls… I mean Blackhawk Down on DVD… Hrm maybe nothing… I shouldn’t be allowed to to be near a stove after drinking.

f33d the dog at 6pM!

I dunno how I’m gonnas play hokcye tomorow? I hope I scores good?@! Won’t you come wathges me good play? No sersiously? I onlu had one drink officer. What time was my game again?

You know? When McDonald’s has a “meal” with “Adult” in it, you know it’s time to go to McDonald’s more often. What kind of naughty things are in the “Adult Happy Meal,” you ask? Too bad it’s not what you, or rather what I would think is funny, but stupid cheap crap like the crap you get with a regular happy meal.

WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS SH*T?! And what does it REALLY have to do with McDonalds?! Hi, I’m a fat lazy stupid Asian American and I eat McDonalds. Christ, I should be a f’king spokesperson! If you find the trivia you’ll find random crap like: ”McDonald’s opens a new restaurant every four hours. ” That’s a f’king crazy thought… ”Antarctica is the only continent that does not have a McDonald’s restaurant – yet. ” Gee, I wonder why… ”The shoe size of Ronald McDonald is 14 1/2 — or, as Ronald likes to say, ‘extra long, by extra wide, by extra red.’ ” And as I like to say, ”someone is overcompensating”… And what’s with all the lame acronyms and Internet idioms all over the place. Are Asians the only ones who use LOL, ROLFMAO, or stupid 😀 smiley faces? =D~~ STFU McDonalds. You might as well have the whole site TyPeD LiKE ThiS! forshizzle.

Ok so after roaming around the McDonald’s sites, I found that it isn’t called an ”Adult Happy Meal” like it is on the commercial, but rather a ”Go Active! Happy Meal – For Adults” for all us fat lazy stupid Americans… Here’s a BRILLIANT idea! STOP STUFFING YOUR FACE WITH STUPID MCDONALD’S FOOD! Of course I’m no one to talk, I know I could lose some weight. But, I’m not working in marketing in a fast food restaurant trying to act like we’re ”health conscience” when actually we’re one of the reasons America is like 35% overweight and 20%+ obese AND rising! Did I mention I’m taking Nutrition this quarter HA. See, I am learning crap… The damn ”Adult Happy Meal” is just a salad and a cheap plastic pedometer, or Stepometer

Say, why do they call it Miss Universe anyway? I bet you there’s some REALLY pissed off Venusian or Plutotian girl pissed they weren’t chosen for the pagent.

How odd, this was posted on Yahoo! like a half an hour before it happened on TV. At least when I noticed it on the main Yahoo! site it was 10:20PM when the pagent isn’t over until 11PM. Odd. Was this a rerun or taped earlier today, I don’t know what time it is in Equador, or even WHERE it is HA. I’m not so good with geography. Thank god this has never happened while I’m watching hockey. Can you imagine if it happened during the Stanley Cup Finals?! I’d be pissed.

I got in the mail a few days ago a note from the Humane Society, basically asking for money. They give you the mail name/addy stickers as a ”thank you” for donating, the usual stuff. Yeah, liked I’d give those murdering bastards any more of my money, that doesn’t really exist anyway. I’d sooner give my money to the Bush-Cheney Fund. Wait, no, just kidding. I know if I DID donate my non-existing money I would be helping the stray and unwanted. But then again, would it change much? I do my part and keep strays… On the little 5 page note book they gave me as a ”thank you” there’s a little text on the bottom of the pages. ”Humane Society Silicon Valley found loving homes for 7,095 animals last year.” Yeah, so how many little innocent BABIES did you murder last year? Another big <^> (middle finger if you don’t know, or I’ve never given it to you) to the Humane Society.

Another fine win. Sucks about Steve. Poor guy was suspended last game, but there was no suspension recorded on Kelly’s roster. So, Steve suited up and was told he couldn’t play. Poor guy, came all the way over here for nothing.

I don’t know where this team is from, but I feel we dominated this team. It may not reflect on the scoreboard, the have a VERY good goalie, but that’s my opinion. We had PLENTY of opportunities, I had my share. But couldn’t get it past their goalie. I had a few chances, one being a great pass from Mike which I should have one-timed it, but hesitated and ended up keeping it for a split second letting the goalie adjust. The second was a wide open wrap-around and I was sure it was it, but I don’t know HOW he did it, managed to get the shin pads to the post to block the wrap-around. Damn you, I need another few points HA. Well, keep it up guys, 2 wins in a row is nice, but 3 is better. We have a damn early game next week AND the week after. 6/6 1:45 and 6/13 12:15. I like late games…