Wow this evil Asian bad-bad chick on “Power Rangers” is pretty cute… I didn’t just write that… Why does she have wings?

WTF is Adam doing up at 8:30 in the morning on a Saturday? Don’t ask. I’ll tell you anyway. I’m up to watch the “Pokemon” Season Premiere. I thought it was at 8, but went online and it wasn’t on until 9. It’s ok I couldn’t sleep anyway. I need serious help.