Boss Lady

Ok, so, it’s the end of the day. Everyone’s gone but me, Douglas and leads. I think we were talking about Rumble Roses, an all female wrestling game, then we came upon the subject of DOA Beach Volleyball. Boss girl calls it ”dress-up with Barbie” on a console and claims it’s ok for guys to play if they admit that’s just it. Well, Douglas goes on to say the line, ”If I had boobs, I’d never leave the house.” No one knew how to respond to that. I don’t know what spawned the conversation, I don’t recall if it was about the having boobs or playing with Barbies, but boss girl says something to the effect of, ”That sounds weird coming out of [Douglas’] mouth.” and went on to say, ”if it came out of Adam’s mouth, it’d seem normal.” I’m sensing an HR visit to her office tomorrow… Am I giving out some girl vibe that every girl just zones onto? I’m not going into work tomorrow, and Douglas is going to tell her it’s ’cause I’m at a shrink… I’m not a girl, seriously.

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