Do they even exist?

From redvsblue.com.

Look at the Bottom.

There goes the world, Garfield the Movie. I wouldn’t mind a Garfield movie… if it WEREN’T live action!

Has anyone else thought:

Did the Hobbits get screwed when the Rings were handed out? Even the Dwarves got rings.

Speaking of Dwarves, where the hell were they in the old war between Men/Elves and Sauron/Mordor? And why didn’t they help in the fight for Helm’s Deep? Even the Elves came to help.

Someone have answers? Someone has to know.

Dude, WTF? We got Saddam Hussein?! Now, is it him or is it really one of his many look-alikes? ‘Cause we know he had some.

Ah man, thus ends a great 5 game winning streak. It’s a good thing it wasn’t to a crap team, but to a team who was lower in the standings only to us. We were down a couple people, which is no excuse for this loss. What IS a good excuse is that they just played better than us. They out shot us, skated faster, made better passes. I for one felt really tired during the game, early in the first period I was checked pretty hard with no penalty called. After that, I couldn’t move very well. I managed to mess up the same elbow again. ANNNND the slump continues, maybe I gotta take some time off from hockey or something. Cause I’m not doing any better. Stupid Hockey Workout. I received a great pass from “D” Brian cross the net a good foot open for a shot right to my stick, I pull the trigger and shot goes widea good 3-4 inches. Better luck next week, I better score and we better WIN!!!

I think moO should buy this snowboard. Everyone email her and tell her to!!!

Dope SH*T! I just bought a ~$50 DVD player, Cyberhome (lame, yes I know) and it plays MP3’s AND VCDs!!!!! Damn, if this thing played PS2 games as well, I’d buy one for the car too!

This Friday my mom took me to one of my favorite places, Lisa’s Tea Treasures. Only this time I got to go to the new one in ”Little L.A.” AKA Santana Row. If you’ve never been there and don’t mind the girly tea and stuff, it’s really a great place. pssst… Order the Louis XIV’s Favorite!

After tea, me, moO and Shia roam the mall and meet up with Jesse at King of Knives, so I can buy my twin swords, kinda like this one. It’s like the one Gordon Liu (the bald one) was using in Kill Bill. I also want to get the one that closely resembles the one Lucy Liu had, the katana with no handguard, similar to this one.

Later that night a bunch of us went to my other most favorite place to be, Dave and Buster’s. We ate, drank, played video games, and had a pretty good time. Next time, I’m staying longer to play MORE video games! I wanna win more tickets!!!! Plus I got another 150 points left to spend since D&B gave them to me for being a Gold Member and Birthday Bonus. Yes, I’m a loser for being a Gold Member…

BTW, thanks to everyone who came to my bday-thing-that-wasn’t-supposed-to-be-a-birthday-thing. Originally, I just invited a few people to play/eat at Dave and Buster’s and try not to think about hitting the 1/4 century mark. All of a sudden I had a party of 12 and a 2+ hour wait! HA. Thanks all.

Another great game. I still didn’t do anything other than a few good shots and one crappy whiff. But, Byron made out like a bandit with 4 goals and 1 goal that was waved off due to a penalty and a late whistle, stupid refs today… Near the end of the 3rd period a fight broke out, or rather the other team took swings at (Jay?) while he stood there trying to keep from falling, and Rich (not the goalie) got a ”3rd man in” for trying to pull them apart. Oddly, I thought you could only get a 3rd man in if there’s already 2 of the same team in the box for the same fight… OH and HOLY CRAP, were in second place!!! And next week we play the first place team… Wait I take that back, depending on how good the first place team does tonight, we might move up with our 2 points tonight. They’re playing the 3rd place team, so I’m crossing my fingers… I gotta get my shooting better again, stupid Hockey Workout gone, DAMN YOU. I wonder what happened to the league they had there.