So, my mom comes home from work and hands me a post-it note with a URL and tells me to take the test. To my surprise the test was only 5 questions long, how are you to tell if you have ADD with only 5 questions… Then again if it were too long, someone with ADD/ADHD wouldn’t make it to the end. So, maybe they’re onto something… I was actually thinking the test would be something like: 1. blah blah blah, 2. blah blah blah, 3. blah blah blah, 4. blah blah blah. 5. Did you actually make it to this question? If you answered yes, you do not have ADD… Damnit, I still have ADHD.

WTF is with this guy?! eBay link. See anything familliar? I SOO know this is my f*king car. Up yours a-Hole! Maybe If I bought the kit off you sometime ago, but I didn’t. SO HA B*tch. eBay’s on your ass!

After a conversation with moO, I decided to upload a few songs for this month’s download instead of just the normal one. If you even care and notice ANYTHING on my sidebar on the right.

moO says that because of no more public funding there might not be anymore Reading Rainbow or Sesame Street. Can you even begin to imagine talking to kids in the near future about a giant talking yellow bird, a little annoying red monster you want to kick the sh*t out of, and a suffleupagus, and the kid would just look at you funny because he has no idea what you’re talking about? Then again they do have some other weird kid shows. Does gay, purple, triangle-on-the-head, ”magic” bag wearing, weird looking, ring a bell?

I mean, we already sadly lost one childhood neighbor.

Do we really need old episodes of This Old House, Charlie Rose, Newshour with Jim Lehrer, or Kiss Me Kate on KETH or KQED? I mean for some reason I grew up on This Old House and seeing them fix old houses seem a little intriguing (at least to me), but come on, I can see that on HGTV.

Sesame Street is where MOST of us learned how to count, what near and far is, green mosters who live in garbage cans are mean and talk to worms, learned that 2 males can co-habitat an apartment as well as share a bathtub with each other and the whole street and still be able to be ”hetro” (I think) and be able to talk to each other the next day, and learned how to spell. Some of us still need Sesame Street…

To anyone out there with a lot of money, save our Sesame Street and Reading Rainbow. Geordi La Forge needs your help to keep his job since he lost his post on the Enterprise.

So, yesterday I took my brother (Phillip) and his friend, Dustin, to go paintballing at the usual spot. Stupid me I forgot my damn mask and I had to rent a sh*tty rental mask. Those things are SO sh*t. If you ever plan on going paintballing, just buy your own. Rental masked are so scraped up and the fog like a motherf*cker. The whole day I was pissed off about that. As for my game, I had a decent day. I managed to get a few kills and got a really nice ”bunker” on some unsuspecting guy advancing forward and I snuck behind him without letting him hear me. Damn, I should be a SEAL. Another time, I believe it was Congo (The middle field? Help me out guys.), We were on the left side and up the hill, I notice that we were getting flanked so I tried to go behind them but end up getting stuck in the bushes. My whole team got wiped out and I’m stuck with no cover fire. I hid behind a bunker as the other team from both sides of me shot at each other. I waited until one unsuspecting player advanced forward crossing my path and I stupidly popped up (instead of just staying low and shooting from the bunker), I got a head shot on him, and then I got bunkered. Luckly this time my throat didn’t swell up and I didn’t need my maxair inhaler. However, all three of us found a few ticks on our bodies. LOL Dustin had one almost burrow into his skin, he actually started to bleed where it was. Phillip, had like 3 of them on him. I only found one on me while I was in IIS on Cottle. The weather was SO much better than I thought it was gonna be. It’s been like in the high 90s to 100s here in SJ. But luckly on Sunday, it was maybe in the 70s. Lucky.

Today, me and Phillip set up out back yard to practice snap shooting (popping your head out of a ”bunker”, shooting, and quickly getting back into cover). LOL SO much paint in our back yard. It took us a while to clean everything. I finally wasted all my yellow paint. I say waste because TAG only allows white paint. I got my brother really good on his side several times, and MANY head shots. He got me ONCE really good in the crotch LOL. First shot out of a round start and he shoots me in the crotch and I’m down. Stung like a motherf*cker. Luckly doesn’t hurt now. Here is our ghetto backyard. LOL we should spend the couple bucks for the professional airball field.

Hrm, the pictures are a little dark. Oh, well.

Bah, it’s late and I gotta get up tomorrow to go paintballing. So, I’ll make this quick and to the point.

Bah, there goes our non-losing streak and my points streak. Tonight (eR, last night) we were dominated by a more physical team. Or, rather, I should say a one man team. A physical team, yet we had most of the penalties. Yet, most of them were the last minute of the game, where someone had a break away (I think?) and ran into our goalie and into our goal. He turned around and in Matrix style slomo (my perception) and takes his sticks and basically chops at the guy behind him. Yeah, so, Sean, I know you’re kicking yourself in the ass for not going to this game. You missed a nice, but quick scrum which landed 1 of their players, 2 of our players in the box and 1 of ours to the dressing room. I forget the calls of the penalties, but there was a 3rd man in call LOL.

So, I played pretty crappy today, maybe it was ’cause my brother was in the stands, and I maybe I have something to prove. 3rd period I’m skating right wing and Joe the left winger has the puck, I anticipated wrong that he would go straight in and in order to say on-sides I had to force myself into the splits and managed to stay on-sides. After the game, I went to the refs to get the score sheet and they asked me how I did that. I replied I had a background in martial arts LOL. The sad thing is he told me, after all that effort, I was still offsides. My foot was in the right place, but the blade of my skate wasn’t touching the ice on the blue line, but it was that effort that he let it go. HEH.

I also got a penalty early in the game for ”boarding”. Sucks ’cause I got to the puck too. While sitting in the box it became the intermission and the refs came in the box, and I tried to figure out why I was called. So turns out, the other ref that didn’t make the call said he shoulda called us both, ’cause the guy I checked held my stick after the ”check.” Bah, don’t tell me that AFTER the fact. Bah, we’ll to better next week.

Yay! I got my baby back from the paint shop. Finally, my baby is done with the outsides for now. Now, she’s ready to look fine for the streets. Although, it wasn’t the EXACT color I wanted, close enough. I know what I paid for. Now, she’s ready for some new mods, when ever and what ever they may be.

So, early this morning I went to my general Dentist’s office for a routine filling. I say routine cause, well, for me it kinda is. Anyway, I was sitting there and while he was drilling my tooth for what seemed for like a half an hour, he says, ”Hrm.. I can’t do anything more to this, he’s going to need an RTC.” I knew what he meant. So he sends me to a specialist Endodontist fairly close to my house but kinda far from his place. After much drilling & filling, and several x-rays later, I was quickly in and out of there. Maybe a little too quickly… ‘Cuz there was a girl there who I SWEAR looks like Ren Stevens, AKA: Christy Carlson Romano, from the Disney Channel’s Even Stevens. Now, I’m not the vain and conceited type, but I could have sworn I caught her checking me out. Don’t give me that look, and don’t you scoff. I know you are. What, I’m not good enough to look at anymore? F U too. So, I kept bothering my sister, that I met Ren Stevens today. Maybe ”Ren” was just looking at my swolen cheek or my bad hair cut. WHAT? You haven’t seen my new hair cut yet? Look to the right!

Stupid psycho kitty. She’s playing inside my Honeywell Super Turbo High Performance Fan box that I bought from Bed, Bath, and Beyond. NO JOKE, I SO swear that’s what the box says. Maybe, if I remember, I’ll post a pic up later. Maybe it’s some stupid ploy to get Rice Boys to buy their fan versus someone elses brand to keep them cool in the summer. Stupid, Honeywell. Well, they suckered me damnit. Then again I didn’t buy it because it said turbo or anything. I mean, it was like $20 or something for a decent powered fan. I’d HARDLY call it ”TURBO” or anything, then again some people are selling fans on eBay to stick in your intake pipe and calling it an ”electric turbo” LOL. Lesson to be learned, people. There’s NO such thing as a CHEAP mod for more HP for you car. Maybe I should BOLD it for the Rice Boys out there. LOL Then again I’m still wondering on the claims for that ”tornado” something rather that also goes in the intake. Looks like another gimmic. But, I’m no expert.

Stupid psycho kitty. You should see my arms and legs, they’re full of scratches and bite marks. I’m gonna rip out those motherfking things when I get enough money to have the vet declaw her.

Stupid Psycho Kitty. I like the other two kittens we had more, HA F U.
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Lookie here, two times in a row, a post right after a game. Just for you Sean.

Crap, the guys on my team know about my blog now. Maybe they didn’t remember my URL. Then again my email address that I have for the Evites is my URL… Great, now I have to watch who I talk sh*t about, ahahahah j/k. Maybe I’ll just talk crap about Sean, from now on. LOL He can take it. (Just a warning to you new people, hockey or random web passer-byer, I don’t know how to spell and I don’t care about spell check and I don’t care about grammar. Do you? Go read a book. Muhahahahah)

So, these guys are named the Force, right? Why were they all wearing the Penguins jerseys? I guess it could be worse, could be like us. Some matching jerseys, some not. But, it kinda makes sense, we’re Misfits (not the band, the ice hockey team) we like not matching, heh. Ok, onto the game…

I think we’re do WAY better at working as a team. Much better than last season. That is everyone but me LOL sure I got an assist today, I noticed I tend to take shots I shouldn’t, and should pass it. My vision gets all cloudy when I get the puck and I see an opening I can take, only to have it blocked by a defenseman. Bah. However in my defense, I DID manage to score a goal today, making it a 2 point game. It was a nice screen, thanks to their defenseman, shot to the high post glove side nothing but net. Thank God, or whatever you believe in, it was nothing but net; during the warmups I hit posts (not on purpose). Ever since High School I have a habit of hitting posts. They have magnets I tell you!

I kinda got scared during the game when they were slowly starting to come back. I didn’t want to see a WAY hard earned first period to to waste with a LOSS on our score card. Good thing we toughed it out had good positioning, good fowards, good D, and did i mention EXCELLENT goalie work? Damn, on one shift, when my line went to the bench, I looked back to our side of the ice when the other team had a 1 on 0 breakaway and there was no one with a black jersey around. I proceded to chase him. I didn’t quite catch up with him but luckily our goalie, Rich, stoned him good. But, I spent too much energy on that one shift. I’m wondering if it were the beginning of that shift, could I have caught him? If I went to the bench when I SHOULD have, could my replacement caught him? I’ll never know and I made a judgement call and came out lucky. Thanks for the shot-stops, esp that one, Richard…

Things got a little nippy at the end of the game. Not sure really what happened. I know there were a lot of useless pushes and shoves during the last minutes of the game from both parties. LOL didn’t someone say (I think it was BEFORE the game) that there wasn’t any teams/players you couldn’t get along with this season? LOL (I’m paraphrasing of course) Hey… Check it out, Rematch July 13 LOL

As per Sean’s request, here is the game review on time…

So, last week, we beat the second place team. This week, we went against the FIRST place team. Early in the first period, my first shift actually, I get checked and didn’t expect it and my head was down so I kinda got my neck scrunched in and somehow moved the front of my helmet to burn the bridge of my nose. I think we played very well especially considering the opposing team was hungry for the win against a team like us. Then again I don’t think we were playing smart hockey, taking penalties when we shouldn’t. Part of the game right? Well in the first period, they scored the first goal. Okay, don’t get discouraged too soon in the game, it’s way too early. Then, I got a winger behind the opposing net (Joe) and the other winger (Marshall) beside me in front of the net. Pass up front and I score! Snuck it in the 5 hole (between the goalie’s legs). Getting late in the third the other team scores again. Are we out of it yet?! No. I have 2 scoring chances but I suck so I didn’t convert. I whiffed a one timer that should have been an easy goal, and one was when I split the D and tried to shoot but all I got was D pads. I shoulda passed it back to Marshall, but I thought I had a clear shot. Lucky for me and the rest of the team our D man, Sean (I think) came up with a nice laser guided rocket to even things up. Horn sounds, and we have to settle for a tie. Not bad for a tied-for-second-to-last-place-team against the first place team. Bah, now we have to play another game THIS Tuesday. I hope I’m not too tired and I hope I can heal my messed up knee too. Yeah I forgot to mention when I whiffed that one-timer I fell to my knees and messed up my right knee a little. Oh well. Hockey week, this week. Got a game Saturday too. Come watch!

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