Hehe, ok I’m fine now. So, yeah hockey, whadda game! Last night we were playing the last place team, so I hoped it would be a breeze. My Mom, Shia, and Jesse came to watch us play, I took it upon myself to give them and everyone else a show. Hehe. So by the end of the 2nd period we were up 6-0 hehe I actually got 2 goals last night! I WOULD have gotten my hat trick, but…

Ok, here’s the deal, sometime in the first I’m in front of the opposing goal and I get checked from behind. Mind you this is a NO-CHECKING league, woooosssy I kno. Aggravated I go for the puck, AND the guy with it. For some reason I get a 4 minute roughing penalty with the other dude. I was all whatever.

Somewhere in the middle of the 3rd period I’m going after the puck near the opposing goal, and I’m nudged from behind, they fall, I get a penalty for cross checking. WTF? CROSSCHECKING!? I was hit from BEHIND! Now, unless I have arms on my back, I couldn’t possibly crosscheck someone that’s behind me.

FYI, crosschecking, to my knowledge, is when you have both hands the same height and have your stick in both hands and push a player down. I could not have possibly done that to someone behind me. After that I’m sent to the box for 2 minutes only to find I was ejected from the game. Apparently the rule there is if you get three penalties you get ejected. I’m like, “ok, so I got two”… And they’re like, “you got a 4 minute which counts as two, so you got three penalties.” What crap! I get ejected from the game for a nudge from behind? At least let me hit someone!

So, all I could to is leave the ice, get changed, and watch from the side lines. Kinda funny, as soon as I leave the ice the other team scores two goals. Hrmmm…..

Yeah, so, I think I’m going to play somewhere else next season. Somewhere you can have a little contact with other players. Full check not necessary, but not where if you get pushed you get a penalty BS…

Yeah, so I WOULD type what happened tonighst at the game. but, I think the tokyso te a is rea;lly gettign to me riht now…. u,m so yeah ya gotta wait until tommorrow…

Don’t try this at hoime kid’s I’m a trained proffescional…
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You asked for Adam’s Birthday and Christmas wish list? Well, here it is! Of course, it’s slightly exagerated…

I wish I was a little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller…

Hmmm…

I, too, have an Amazon.com wish list.
As well as a CDnow.com list
I would have Barnes and Noble wish list but those idiots make it so only the account holder can see it. How useful is that?

wtf? I have a McDonald’s Monopoly game piece underneath my laptop keyboard. How the heck did that get under there? Damn them ouside company to keep all that money! Next time let me in it!

So I hear, in January, they’re upping the unemployment payout to 300 or something. Now, a couple weeks ago I went to some class by EDD as some helper to find a job. Yeah, like some class is going to help me find a nonexistent job. So, by going to this class, I’ll be able to get any job I want? AHAHAH, no, it was merely a class they offer to show you what type of facilities they had there like resume classes, which incidentally are real classes.

WTF is going on here? Since the spawn of all the “reality” TV shows but the insane thought of, “Hey! we can make a dating game out of this.” Sure, they had “Love Connection” back in the day, now it’s different.

With the big lot of “RealiDate” TV shows you have a lot of late night viewing.

The Original (sort of) “Blind Date” is where it seems that the dates are completely fixed as mismatches and usually ends in a hot tub.

That ever famous “Chains of Love” (I don’t even know if this one is still around) show where you’re chained to four other people of the opposite sex (usually) for several days.

Now you have a list of the popular ones, at least around here, if you’re ever having problems with dating, you know where to go.

Just my opinion, I think these shows are really stupid and most likely fixed in one way or another. Come on, you have to go through some sort of profiling right? In any case, at least with “Blind Date” (since it’s the one I endure the most), it’s usually with some kinky slut with some jack ass guy. Now, THAT’S TV entertainment. Sure it’s stupid, but they wouldn’t get people watching if it were computer nerd Adam going on a date with … anyone, even if she were hot. Ah, I can just see the conversations…

So, what type of computer do you have? How big a hard drive? You network 10bt or 100? How many bits in a byte? In reality, how much is one gigabyte really, I’m not looking for 1 Million bytes… …LOL 😉 j/k, at least I don’t think that’s what I’d sound like… or I hope I don’t… If anything it’d be a lot about “Friends!” 🙂

Yeah, so, Iron Chef USA, huh… Like they always say: “Nothing’s as good as the original.”

So, Priceline.com wasn’t paying William Shatner well? Well, probably not anymore…

I never understood why the original “Iron Chef” had both subtitles AND horrible dubbing. As if dubbing something in English wasn’t bad enough, but mixing both in one show?

It’s so cold in my house, or I’m trying to look like a Jedi… whatever.

There’s this HUGE fly in my f’kin’ room, or at least it sounds big, VROOOOMVROOOOM everywhere! Shooo!

Yeah, so, my homie is selling an xbox, anyone wanna bid? LOL, or push the bids up a bit too :).

It’s just sad….

WOW a first for me! I had a 14-9 record today, then I had to get out of the room. 🙁 Sure, I suck at this game, at least today I wasn’t like 1-5 ratio where I usually am! Anyone know the Beat or Intraplay sever IP addresses around here? I wanna play with some people I know!

P.S.: Yes, Adam IS a big dork…