Can anyone translate this?

Can anyone translate this?

Did I mention that I’m going to another SJ V COL game?! YeaH BEEEoooooOOOOOOooTTTTCCcchhhhhHHH!!! I wonder what jersey I should wear…
Does anyone how uses Dreamhost read their monthly newsletters? I usually do, mostly ’cause I have nothing better to do. This month it was actually somewhat funny, the guy who writes it was talking about how cool he was and ended each segment with beotch in the sentence. At the end of their newsletter there was a link to some video, too funny…