Holy CRAP, someone buy me this non-functional AT-ST replica. Then again, how would it be ”functional?” Working lazers and the ability to crush Ewoks? Nice 1:2 replica, now where are all the 1:1s?

w00tage! I scored tickets for tonight’s game. Sure they WAAAYYY up there, I don’t care. Now who to root for?… HAR. S222 R19 Look for me! Thanks, Jack.

[geekmode]
While roaming the ‘net I came upon one of the geekiest, yet coolest, cars around. From there, I don’t know how, but I came upon a forum making fun of it. I lost the link due to the damn blue screen of death.

“I heard it did the 1/4 mile in 1 parsec.”

Then I thought, isn’t that a measure of distance? Then someone wrote:

“Parsec – A unit of astronomical length based on the distance from Earth at which stellar parallax is one second of arc and equal to 3.258 light-years, 3.086

Something I didn’t expect to find while looking for a fur rug at Amazon.com.

And that concludes our pre-season. This team we tied and lost twice to last season. I imagine they were missing most of their highschool kids. HAR. Either way we played hard and didn’t let up.

I guess it didn’t help that I ran out of maxair today and didn’t get enought asthma meds. But, despite that I scored two goals. One was off of a rebound and kept my eye open for the easy goal. The second was a GREAT pass from Joe B. Maybe “great” was an understatement. I was on the ice for the last shift with a hopefull hat trick opportunity, but I was called for a roughing penalty along with the another guy from the other team. I was trying to get him away from me and he kept pushing me and we both get penalties. What a f’king lame wussy penalty. I shoulda made it worth it. This ref was a f’king moron. Not just this call, but he also called a two-line pass. Dumbass. They don’t call two-line passes in this level. Idiot. Also, grats to Byron for being awarded with the har-trick. two powerplay goals AND a shorthanded goal. Grats to Rich for the empty net goal the last 7 seconds to finish the game. Well, it’s the regular season, fellers. Let’s win the championship this season.

Damn you! They’re going to raise the price for renting DVDs from $19.95/mo + tax to $21.99/mo + tax. Now I gotta decide if I can afford such luxury. Damn you!

Ok, here it is. Go to Google.com, search for weapons of mass destruction instead of hitting enter or clicking “Google Search,” PRESS “I’m Feeling Lucky.”

What? You Cannot find Weapons of Mass Destruction? Look again.

For the past two days, I’ve been at my Grand-Aunt’s house (You know the big “3-story” spooky house?) around the corner to do some yardwork and painting. Yesterday, I trimed this big-big tree with hedge trimmers, moved a few small trees to their new location to get more sun, and clipped some vines. Took me 4 hours. Today, I was there for about 10 hours painting a room and a hallway. Ugh, I haven’t been on my feet that long for like forever. You should see the hallway, it’s primer pink. HA not like a baby pink, but like a really bright pink LOL. Tomorrow, I’ll be a nice burgandy. Ugh, my feet REALLY hurt. Did I mention I got like 4 hours of sleep? I went to sleep at about 4am, got woken up by my sister’s alarm (like every other morning) at 6 and it kept going (’cause she just sleeps through it), I wake up at about 9 ’cause I get a phone call from a recruiter for a temp job (GL, yeah right?), and that’s my morning, only to go “work” at 1PM. Did I also mention I didn’t eat the whole day until like 8PM? Stupid “Friends” gyped me. I thought this week was gonna be the new episode. Insted I get the last 2 episodes. Damnit, I want a new one. What a waste of a week. NBC didn’t even play a “Will and Grace.” Well, gotta go to sleep, so I can wake up sometime tomrorrow.

Thanks, Ray, for sending me this game called the CRIMSON ROOM. Really cool game. Can’t wait to see the next room.

Edited: 4/30/03 3:41PM Whoa, I clicked the link, it’s now the Viridian Room!!!!!YAY!!!!

Holy CRAP, One of my most favorite people was also in one of my most favorite video games as one of my most favorite characters and had NO idea! Someone find me a way to break into voice acting.