Damnit, now I’m craving eggrolls. Downtown San Jose, after all the club/bar/lounges are closed, lots of other after hour places are open. Esp. those Chinese (?) places. I want some eggrolls. Maybe even KING Eggrolls! =( I guess I settle for Ramen and watching Powerpuff Girls… I mean Blackhawk Down on DVD… Hrm maybe nothing… I shouldn’t be allowed to to be near a stove after drinking.

f33d the dog at 6pM!

I dunno how I’m gonnas play hokcye tomorow? I hope I scores good?@! Won’t you come wathges me good play? No sersiously? I onlu had one drink officer. What time was my game again?

You know? When McDonald’s has a “meal” with “Adult” in it, you know it’s time to go to McDonald’s more often. What kind of naughty things are in the “Adult Happy Meal,” you ask? Too bad it’s not what you, or rather what I would think is funny, but stupid cheap crap like the crap you get with a regular happy meal.

WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS SH*T?! And what does it REALLY have to do with McDonalds?! Hi, I’m a fat lazy stupid Asian American and I eat McDonalds. Christ, I should be a f’king spokesperson! If you find the trivia you’ll find random crap like: ”McDonald’s opens a new restaurant every four hours. ” That’s a f’king crazy thought… ”Antarctica is the only continent that does not have a McDonald’s restaurant – yet. ” Gee, I wonder why… ”The shoe size of Ronald McDonald is 14 1/2 — or, as Ronald likes to say, ‘extra long, by extra wide, by extra red.’ ” And as I like to say, ”someone is overcompensating”… And what’s with all the lame acronyms and Internet idioms all over the place. Are Asians the only ones who use LOL, ROLFMAO, or stupid 😀 smiley faces? =D~~ STFU McDonalds. You might as well have the whole site TyPeD LiKE ThiS! forshizzle.

Ok so after roaming around the McDonald’s sites, I found that it isn’t called an ”Adult Happy Meal” like it is on the commercial, but rather a ”Go Active! Happy Meal – For Adults” for all us fat lazy stupid Americans… Here’s a BRILLIANT idea! STOP STUFFING YOUR FACE WITH STUPID MCDONALD’S FOOD! Of course I’m no one to talk, I know I could lose some weight. But, I’m not working in marketing in a fast food restaurant trying to act like we’re ”health conscience” when actually we’re one of the reasons America is like 35% overweight and 20%+ obese AND rising! Did I mention I’m taking Nutrition this quarter HA. See, I am learning crap… The damn ”Adult Happy Meal” is just a salad and a cheap plastic pedometer, or Stepometer

Say, why do they call it Miss Universe anyway? I bet you there’s some REALLY pissed off Venusian or Plutotian girl pissed they weren’t chosen for the pagent.

How odd, this was posted on Yahoo! like a half an hour before it happened on TV. At least when I noticed it on the main Yahoo! site it was 10:20PM when the pagent isn’t over until 11PM. Odd. Was this a rerun or taped earlier today, I don’t know what time it is in Equador, or even WHERE it is HA. I’m not so good with geography. Thank god this has never happened while I’m watching hockey. Can you imagine if it happened during the Stanley Cup Finals?! I’d be pissed.