My sister has a weird sense of humor. KDKA: Man Cuts Off, Eats Own Penis Reminds me of the second episode of Nip/Tuck a little.

Yesterday, I had a hard time waking up, then again I had a hard time going to sleep too. I couldn’t get a position which didn’t tweak my sleeping position so that it wouldn’t hurt my side. I mean its bad enough that I sleep on a freakin’ futon (yes, stupidly *I* chose it.), but to have this injury doesn’t help. I went running errands with my sister yesterday. That didn’t help, she took me to the mall and all I could do was walk slowly. The walking doesn’t hurt all that much (yes it does), the most pain comes from bending over to pick something up, picking something up, or getting in and out of the car. Well, during all the pain she brought me to the bank so I could deposit my last unemployment check, they denied me the extention. That’s life, right? It’s a good thing I had little temp jobs in the middle of unemployment and I was able to turn on and off the unemployment checks. But, now there’s nothing. Still looking for a job I’m qualified to do, without being over qualified if that’s possible. Not that my resume is all that impressive. Yay, off to the doctor’s office to tell me how messed up I am.
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