I dun’t believe this. Highly Touted Boyes, NHLer McCauley and First Rounder Acquired For Nolan The guy has an injured back too! Poo. I guess I’ll be rooting for the Leafs next season…

A video made for Automobile Magazine entitled They Shoot Cars, Don’t They? shows what a bunch of people with machine guns in Maine do with overaged cars. It’s kind of sad, and in a way kinda scary, that so many people have machines guns… OOOOOOO There was an M16A2 there (I think), I want one =(. So it’s true, when a bullet flies through the air, you can see light fly by…

Ah, what to say? Today, I went to Santa Cruz with some blokes from the ol’ kung fu studio. I got a brand new Tippman 98 Custom, nice accurate marker. Just need a little boost for accuracy and distance, need to look for a good barrel. But, STILL a really good marker. It was a pretty long drive over the hill, longer than I remember. I haven’t been paintballing in like 8-9 years OR MORE. I don’t remember when it was, maybe it was jr. high school. Ah it was fun today. Getting hit, hitting people. We went to TAG in Santa Cruz, which has 2 speedball and 3 woods. But, today it was mostly speedball. No matter how much fun we had, I think we’d all agree, we could have used more woods games. My theory was that since there was a tournament next week at TAG, they put out a lot of speedball games for teams to practice (Since the tourney games at TAG are speedball games and not woods.). The second game we took the wrong way to the other side of the field and got stuck in a foot of mud. The mud literally gobbled up my leg. The other guys got wet in their shoes, I guess I got a little more lucky, no water in my shoes. LOL, only 4 of us (3 of us and some 1 random guy) were stupid enough to go that way. Good thing we didn’t take my car up there… Sorry, Mom. J/K It was already dry and no mud in the car. Luckly, none of us got any poison oak. That woulda sucked. Woods it really fun, played a bunch of kill, flag, and VIP. Wheee CS & Socom. LOL, it’s all Chris’ fault. He and I had a short conversation about paintball, and it turned into a huge conversation, then he got me hooked. Now I have a gun, and I got Kyle hooked, and he bought a gun on Friday. Both Shane and Anthony are hooked. Hey, we could get a team going! Heh. We’ll see, we definetly ain’t that good yet. Some of us was the first time out. Sponsorship and prize money DO sound good tho… Too bad the ones at TAG are speedball tourneys. One thing lame about TAG is they’re REALLY HARDCORE CHRISTIAN. And there’s NO cussing. You get 1 Warning and then your gone. LAME. Oh well, still there’s a bunch of kids there, so, whatever… Come play with us sometime! We’ll have a blast. And don’t believe the word-of-mouth, it doesn’t REALLY hurt, unless you’re a girl! Muahahahah just kidding… Sorta… It stings for a second, but when you wipe it off, it’s game time.

Shane, Me, Kyle, Anthony, Chris

As you can see on the scoreboard on the top of this post, we lost again. But, not my much, we were still really in it, just couldn’t convert to goals. Stupid Adam decides to take a nap after the long day of running up and down the hill paintballing, that he oversleeps… Damnit, I’m so stupid. I missed the first half of the first period. AND! AND, the first minute I get on the ice, I get a slashing penalty. Supposedly, I basically took a bad ”slapshot” to clear the puck and I hit the other guy’s stick. Um, but 1. My stick wasn’t cocked over my waist, B. the guy was bigger than me, and 3. He skated through my stick, he didn’t stumble or fall, wasn’t even fazed by my supposed ”slash” fugger refs. THE FIRST MINUTE I GOT ON THE ICE, DAMNIT. I had only one really good chance with a break-away and I got hooked from behind. I was so pissed, I wanted to score, not draw penalty. I was bummed I came in late, ’cause I had enough rest from that nap I took after paintball. I had too much left over stamina that I tried to waste the last 2 minutes of the game. It didn’t help any =(. Our next game is THE BIGGEST GAME, I would say almost bigger than playoffs. Why? Next game we need 1 point to be in the playoffs. However, we’re playing the first place team… Odds don’t look good. You know I’ll be on the treadmill a lot this week, or at Hockey Workout. Hrm, I wonder if I can rally some spectators, I need some cheering for this game!

LOL, I was watching D2, the Mighty Ducks 2, and I noticed that I have the same number as the only Asian kid on the team. It means absolutely nothing to anyone, even me. But, I just thought it was funny. Oh, and DUH, hes from San Francisco in the movie…

On an unrelated subject, other than hockey and the Mighty Ducks, the Asian boy was a figure skater. WTF is with that? Oh so only the little Asian boy would be a figure skater?! They have girls playing hockey, and the Asian boy a figure skater? Dang. When will Asians get the good roles, instead of gay, bad guys, or whatnot?

Blackhawks Midget-B

”…neither team was able to score in a third period that was shortened to 10:00 thanks to the zebra police whistling 22 penalties against the two teams.” Muahahhhahah Zebra Police!

This is just SAD, I don’t know if this was real or a REAL bad dive. For $900k, hell, I be in the ring with anyone for 1 punch and take a dive too.

Sports figures, especially ice hockey players and boxers (ESPECIALLY Tyson), shouldn’t be allowed to talk after the event. I have a clip of the interview of Tyson after the fight, but I don’t care to waste the bandwith on that crap, LOL. But it’s still funny to hear him talk. Anyone interested should hit up KaZaA and look for filename: ”TYSON VS ETIENNE (Feb 22).wmv”. It’s good for a laugh and cry at America…

Holy, F*CK!!!! Mr. Rogers died today! Damn, that sucks hard core. Anyone remember watching him as a child… or a bored saturday morning last weekend? I remember thinking with Shia (You remember him? He’s gone now, not dead, just out of the f’kin country in Asiaish land), where the hell is he? Did he still do shows? “The finale episode of Mister Rogers was taped in December 2000 and aired on PBS in August 2001” His “It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood” will live on forever. Especially the time where he threw up his shoe to catch it with the other hand only to have it land on his head, and said to the kids something like, “This is why we don’t throw stuff up in the air.”

OMG!!!! I SO wanna be a Shark For A Day. Anyone have $1750 I can borrow?

Sorry, I just HAD to share this with everyone. How would you like this guy at the office? DL it before it goes away, it’s hella funny.

That is, if it keeps raining the way it is now. I already hate Mondays. I don’t like going outside to bring in the garbage cans from outside. I put it off until the last minute. Only, today, it was the wrong minute.

I wasn’t outside for more than a minute, and in that minute my big black Nike parka (which I thought was waterproof, pretty strong tho) and my jeans were completely drenched. I wish a simple picture could truely portray what I experience standing in the rain like a retard. For me, I think the rain is calming. That is, as long as I don’t have to sleep to the sound of it. But, just standing in it is just oddly soothing to me. Call it nostalgia of some sort. I used to do the same stupid thing when I was younger, stand in the middle of a huge storm and play. Maybe it was ’cause I liked the rain, maybe it was to get sick so I didn’t have to go to school the next day. Whatever the reason, I liked playing in the rain.